February 2009
300 posts
January 2009
292 posts
Jr High Throw Back
This book is such a trip.
Lil' Wayne Vs. Lil' Couric →
smashlers:
urg:
File this under: Things that made me choke on my gum.
chuckmore:
C: If you had to ask George Bush a question what would it be?
W: I’m gangsta, and gangstas don’t ask questions.
(via cameronr)
Wow. I was a little scared by Lil’ Dwayne right now. Was he drunk?
Probably, but not on alcohol. In the January issue of SPIN he was “sitting next to a cup of promethesine...
Job Satisfaction
alohanico:
robot-heart:
On a scale of 1-10, where would you rank yours?
7.
The only negative things about my job:
I can’t quite figure out if my boss hates me, or is in awe of me. I know he definitely doesn’t always agree with my methods, but the results speak for themselves.
I work in the snowboard industry, but I never get to actually go out riding (at least not as much as I’d like to)...
2nd best Queen song ever? Under Pressure
ambitionstrikesmoodisright:
saintnate:
indieandyy:
monsterxero:
First best? Don’t Stop Me Know
Truth.
Second’ded.
what about “Killer Queen”!?!
Wrong and Wrong, I cant decide between Fat Bottomed Girls and I Want To Break Free
the black bra.
ineedtoo:
(this is the first chain email i have ever laughed at.)
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few...
I like Paper Planes
but I love Swagger Like Us.
because
Can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don’t fit!
Excited to see the Grammy performance.
songsyouusedtolove:
Day 129.
Holla for Carbondale this weekend! Yay for Beh!
SEX OVER THE PHONE! (SEX SEX OVER THE PHONE)
If you missed the amazing music video I posted yesterday you should probably take a few minutes to watch it.
Dont worry, you can find it here.
“Whoa art teachers wearing stunner shades!”
– A 3rd grade student as I left school today
Hello Pat Quinn.
Goodbye Rod Blagojevich.
Thank goodness.
One of my 6th grade students was wearing these yesterdays. I told her to watch her back because I must have them. How did I miss these?! I’m losing my touch!
WANT!
I get paid for this.
Kindergartner: Knock Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Kindergartner: Monkey!
Me: Monkey Who?
Kindergartner: Knock Knock!
Me: Who's there???
Kindergartner: Banana!
Me: Banana Who?
Kindergartner: Knock Knock!
Me: Who's there?
Kindergartner: Bunkey!
Me: Bunkey who?! (what?!)
Kindergartner: Aren't you glad I didnt say monkey again?
Me: ?
Kindergarter: (to classmates) I GOT HER!
anybody remember MTV's Undressed? →
pelicansss:
hotg0ssip:
isthisblood: (via rentastic)
I was obsessed with this show. My dad would come try to tell me to go to bed and always mock it, “Oh you’re watching that naked show again, riiight”
The "$100k+" jobs on Ladders are boring.
Why cant fun jobs pay high? Oh yeah, because that’s life.
Cell Phone Numbers Going Public This Week
fantasyaction:
urbanredneck:
sufjanssteven:
Starting this week, telemarketers will be given cell phone numbers. You will be charged for these calls. You can call 1-888-382-1222 to get on the National Do Not Call list. It takes about a minute will save you annoyances and money later on. Make sure you’re calling from the cell phone you want to have blocked.
NO WAY!
OMG stay tuned this is a keeper
http://www.makemebabies.com/
Imagine the possibilities. Seriously!
Diabetes
Tracy: So how bad is diabetes really?
Dr. Spaceman: Well it's quite serious. If left untreated, you could lose a foot.
Tracy: Can I replace it with a wheel? Like Rosie from the Jetsons?
Just Signed Up For Netflix.
babybitch:
Me first ever queue!
1. Heathers.
2.Happy Endings.
3. Happiness.
4. Welcome to the Dollhouse.
5. After Sex.
6. Kicking and Screaming.
Dont forget about the watch instantly section… they have a mean Inspector Gadget cartoon collection!
Kenny fucked with my queue… now its full of made-for-tv disney movies including Smart House and Geppetto.
i am so tempted to eat this entire bottle of tums....
(via femmmefatale)
mmm. tropical are the best.