December 2008
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I totally forgot all the bars will be open on NYE...
luxuriousvulgarity:
holla holla holla. getting shitty on a budget.
I’ll see you there, post babysitting sick babies.
love this show
Tobias: There's the woman I'm sexually attracted to!
Lindsay: Ugh
Tobias: Well, I'm off to the gym to prepare for our tryst.
Michael: Tryst?
Tobias: Yes, Lindsay and i are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
Movies.
The Yes Man
Surprisingly touching and good. Not stupid funny and not too sappy.
Sadly reflected my own lifestyle of “saying no” and sitting around alone all-the-time.
Maybe I’ll become a YES man woman.
7 Pounds
I managed to hold all my tears in for the first half of the movie.
Then I fully understood what was happening.
and I balled my eyes out. someone decided to make a...
Angus on Single Ladies
Angus: Is she talking about bra sizes?
Merry: wha?
Angus: Single A? Cup size?
Merry: shoulda put a RING on it. nothing about bras
Angus: No, I think I'm right...
“No one on the corner gotta bop like this
can’t wear skinny jeans cuz my knots...”
The time after Christmas and before New Years is...
Hello Depression, poor me a stiff drink.
I think Belladonna would be awesome in an AA ad.
luxuriousvulgarity:
Justsayin
Is it good or bad that I agree, fully knowing who Belladonna is…
Some of my xmas presents:
The Samsung Omnia from my kickass boyfriend
The Fashion Book
In Vogue (huge awesome book!)
The Mafia Encycopedia
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Christmas Eve Candle Light Service: Finish the...
Ok, so my family belongs to the local Presbyterian church. Growing up, we always got away with reading our paperback novels during the sermon, even standing up during songs, books in hand.
Now that we’re grown, not much has changed. Tonight, at the Christmas Eve service, my boyfriend Kenny wrote “Finish the rap!” on his church bulletin. After he wrote a few lines, he passed it...
Cherry Cherry by Neil Diamond
is blasting in the background as I frantically try to bake cookies, wrap presents, and clean the mega-hot-mess that is my apartment.
Thank you playlist.com!
LETTER TO A YOUNG COLLAGE ARTIST →
sycamore:
The year was 1997. I was 13 years old. Green Day was the coolest band in the world. Two years previous, they’d just put out their album, Insomniac, with an insane-looking cover. I checked out the liner notes, and found out it was done by a collage artist named Winston Smith.
I had a great art teacher, Robyn Helsel, who assigned us a project where we had to pick a contemporary artist...
“Rollin down the street, smokin indo, sippin on gin and juice
Laid back [with my...”
Oh Baby.
Tonight I’m beginning my Christmas Gift Basket Bake-a-thon:
Frosted Sugar Cookies
Chocolate & White Chocolate dipped pretzel rods
Chocolate Chip Cookies
These will go into baskets with sparking grape juice, a few pretty xmas ornaments, holiday M&M’s, brownies, holiday Reeses, and little trinkets. Yay.
Merry: I am going to buy prescription sunglasses so I can start wearing my new glasses during the day.
Kenny: Why didn't you just get the lenses that get dark when you go outside?
Merry: Are you kidding me, those are ugly/dorky as fuck.
Kenny: But I love girls with glasses like that.
I accidentally put my skinny jeans in the dryer.
Putting them on was comparable to Ross trying to get those leather pants on.
My mom told me they are now “denim tights”
grrreat.
Elise just introduced to me to Arrested...
Nice!
Rumor has Eddie Murphy as the Riddler in the next...
Will he use his awesome Beverly Hills Cop laugh? Please say yes.
I slept for 13 hours.
luxuriousvulgarity:
&& it was amazing.
I have never slept longer than 10 hours ever. at least as far back as I can remember. I’m luck if I can get 7.
i WISH i could sleep like that. very jealous.
Today is December 18th!
Which means….
I had my “slight surface cavity” filled this morning and proceeded to do my Christmas shopping with a half-numbed mouth, aka only half my mouth moved when I talked and smiled. AWESOME.
I came THIS close to finishing my holiday shopping. Only a few more items to buy, but a whole list left to make.
I got my new glasses today! YES YES YES YES YES!
I cooked a...
An Excerpt From The Diary of Ryan's Ipod
ryanpurtill:
December 18, 2008
Dear Diary,
It looks like Footloose was on HBO again..Cause Ryan has played Let’s Hear It for the Boy like 9 times today but he bobs his head like he’s listening to Tribe Called Quest..God I hate him..
Oh and here’s an idea Ryan, how about recharging me before I’m on my deathbed for once ..Jesus dude!!
My Baby he don’t talk sweet…Fuck not again!!
HAHAHAH....
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Gary...
my “best” friends all come from completely different walks of life and might not even know the others exist.
unless they’re my teammates, I can only handle gaggles of girls in small doses.
and I like it that way.
Fur Coats
Merry: Ok, so this coat is full length and faux mink/beaver.
Shopper: Oooh, but it feels like velvet!
Merry: Yeah, we dont have any real fur up here, Macys only sells the fur line in a few select stores in New Orleans, St. Louis, etc. I saw a white fox coat in this week's ad that costs about $4500 on sale. Wow.
Shopper: I'LL PAY IT! I want a real mink coat. Imma just wear it with jeans.
Merry: (silence)
Shopper: Mhmm. Just wear it with jeans.
Funny how Macys employees that live in Champaign...
just so I can work in Moderates sizing all the 30% off racks full of Jones New York, Style & Co. and I.N.C.
Checklist: Life Goals & Ambitions
Run Cross Country & Track for an NCAA Division I program
Meet future husband
Get REACH award and other scholarships to pay for school
Maintain a minimum GPA of 3.5
Graduate from an accredited teacher education program with a fine arts degree
Graduate with honors
Get reasonable job that provides benefits until career is chosen
Get into grad school (SIU, Ball State, Univ of GA…)
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somuchsass:
walpaper: Freak Me -...
The Marion mall has tiger cubs you can pay to...
After I convince Kenny. Stay tuned for pictures.